Friday, February 16, 2007

Work, work, work for you

I went to work I will for the next two days. Yea, it's a nice schedule, I only have to work three days a week, but keep in mind that they're 12 hour days. ahh! It was really slow during the day, but then at about six o clock, they all had to get a delivery. Yay. (not really). Although everyone was super nice so I thank all of you that were patient. Well, except for these two middle aged twins. They left me $1.94 (and no that didn't add up to an even number or anything...why not just give $0.06 more? Cheap asses) and wrote next to the tip, "LOUSY SERVICE." Lousy Service? I'm the next Martha f**king Stewart. Don't be telling me what's good or not. I practically invented the good thing! (I'll take credit for her catch phrase just this once.)

So anyway, since it was so slow during the day, it left me a lot of time to think about you. My supporters, followers, groupies, whatever you may consider yourself. How can I help you make life a little easier (not to mention my own)? Well, for one thing, I'm planning on posting lots of fun projects to do and I even plan on putting the approximate cost of the project. Now isn't that thoughtful of me? I know what it's like to want nice things but have a budget for a few cents and some left over lint from your pocket. Most of these projects will be great fool proof recipes I've done countless times. I want you to be able to throw a flawless party leaving your guests scratching their heads wondering how you got it all done and manage to put yourself together. And if you're the guest at a party, I want your host/hostess to think you spend laborious hours (or money!) over their nice gift, when really, it took a fraction of the time and money. I WANT to make your life easier and more enjoyable.

Many of the things I plan on doing, I'm not even sure how to do, but it'll be a learning experience for the both of us. I look forward to seeing more of you here and as usual, please send me an email or leave a comment if you have any questions or suggestions. I'm here to help. (Now don't you think I deserved more than $1.94?)


Regina said...

Yes, you do deserve more. Like $2.94. =D j/k But if I was starving and I couldn't get my food in a timely manner, I prolly give a lousy tip too...although I would at least give a nice even $1.50 or $2.00. Maybe, since they're twins, they are struggling to be so different from each other that they don't even want to conform to society's norms. Oreo. Just a random thought passing through.

TWIST said...

can the bag i made be a project?

Anonymous said...

Aww, that's a lousy tip. Maybe the original tip was 1.90 and they each decided to throw their two cents each.